There was a user-friendly form here for you to complete and
send,
however, it was abused by those consumed with jealousy and
blessed with lesser skills to spam my mailbox from imaginary email
addresses, you know the sort, someone@somewhere.com but we
have ways of knowing from whence you came and thus exactly whom
you are - and your ISP has ways of dealing with your errant and abusive ways!
Anyway - for now you'll have to use one of those boring mailto's instead. Here it is:
Who said the English don't have a sense of humoUr?
TAKE NO PRISONERS, DON'T SUFFER FOOLS GLADLY, DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING!